Judge Dredd: New Crazes Part 1

The unemployment rate continues to peak at 87%, and so in our latest column were going to look at some of the newest crazes to sweep the streets of in Mega-City One.  Let's just hope they don't end up in our readers being swept off the streets.

Anti-Grav Base Jumping

Most of you will have one of those boring old Anti-Grav Chutes in a closet somewhere in case of a fire in your block.  Well the kids down at Keanu Reeves Heights have been putting them to good use with their new extreme sport of Anti-Grav Base Jumping.  They just strap on a chute and hurl themselves off the top floor of the block.  Spotters below track their progress and jumpers score points equal to the Block level number that they pass when they pull their chute.  The jumper with the lowest score wins, but don't forget to pull your chute or you'll be painting the ped-ways red.

Scratch-n-Laff

Those crazy guys at Channel 666 have come up with a new Tri-D comedy show called "Die Laughing" which promises to be the latest hit in really real TV.  Participating viewers use the patented Scratch-n-Laff cards at the indicated points in the show and if your chuckle volume beats the score on the Chuckleometer then you win big prizes.  Guaranteed to be a hell of a show, so make sure you sign up with the 666 team and get your Scratch-n-Laff cards today.