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Released in 1980, this low budget sword and sorcery movie was written and directed by Terry Marcel and starred John Terry as the eponymous hero, Hawk, seeking revenge against his evil brother Voltan (Jack Palance).
Hawk is your classic do-gooder protecting the weak and the innocent. We see him kill a couple of bandits who are torturing a witch and he saves the one handed warrior Ranulf (William Morgan Shepherd) from bandits who are using him as a target in their axe throwing game. A grateful Ranulf tells Hawk that he has been looking for him for weeks. He needs help defeat evil Voltan the Dark (really?) and to save the Abbess of the Convent of (Annette Crosbie, One foot in the Grave). Hawk suggests that they recruit some old friends, an unlikely bunch of adventurers in the shape of Gort the Giant (Carry On star Bernard Bresslaw) Crow the elf (Ray Charleson) and Baldin the Dwarf (Peter O'Farrell).
Hawk visits the witch who uses flash powder and two reflective hula hoops to transport him to the locations of each of his friends where they get their own little montage to show off some of their character and special skills. Once together they relieve Sled the Hunchback and Slavemaster of the river Shale of his ill gotten coin to pay the Abesses ransom. They then hole up in the convent and wait for Voltan to turn up.
Meanwhile Voltan's son Drogo decides he wants a bit of the limelight so on hearing that Hawk is at the convent he decides to barge in, take the gold and kill our hero. Predictably he is hopelessly outmatched and suffers a mortal blow. The merciful Hawk lets two of the survivors drag Drogo back to Voltan's camp and tells him he is waiting for him with the gold. Voltan is grief stricken at the death of his son and kills the two survivors in rage.
Questions I Couldn't Help Asking (Plot Spoiler Alert)
1. So if he hates his brother so much (he killed his father and his wife after all) where has Hawk been all this time. We know he has been adventuring with his three compatriots, but they haven't been with him for some time as they tell us this when they are reunited. Surely he can't have been on a long moody horseback ride all this time, there's only so many murky and bubbling fetid lakes you can ride past before you get bored. Shouldn't he have been busy ridding the land of his evil brother and not letting him wreak havoc across the land leaving countless dead innocents in his wake?
2. In my opinion the order of the flashbacks should have been reversed. Voltan kills Hawk's father after he kills his bride as evidenced by him wearing the helmet covering his burned face. Maybe that would have given him enough impetus to hunt him down straight away. Unless he is a big fan of revenge being served cold (like Gazpatcho Soup).
3. To be honest Voltan is a bit of a confusing villain. One minute he is threatening to kill his own son the next he is blind with grief and kills the only two people who can tell him the size of Hawk's force. I put this down to Jack Palance's overacting. Not so much "pick up the gun" as "pick up the sword" and we all know how that turns out.
Why is Hawk so Great?
This is early sword and sorcery cinema. It predates Conan the Barbarian and the plethora of wannabe's by about 2 years. It is also the most faithful representation of a typical fantasy RPG plot. A bunch of diverse heroes from different backgrounds, races and skills band together to fight off a great evil and protect the innocent and weak.
It's squarely aimed at an adult audience. There's no cute puppets here, only marsh goblins and mis-shapen men. One of my favourite characters is Sped the Hunchback played by Decland Mullholland who Star Wars fans will instantly recognise as the guy who played Jabba the Hut before they decided to replace him with a giant slug.
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The characterisation of Crow the Elf as a smaller than human figure is bang on point for early D&D which distinguished itself from Tolkien's lofty elves.
The interplay between Gort and Baldin is fantastic. We often see Dwarves as these stoic sturdy types who are not the sharpest tools in the box, but Baldin is a rogue and his weapon of choice a whip. He is as quick with it as he is with his whit. The two have an antagonistic relationship but are true friends until the end.
The film poster was painted by the legend that is Les Edwards and is one of those instant classics which would look good on any fantasy fan's wall. This one included
Cast Highlights
- Roy Kinnear turns in a classic performance as the frightened innkeeper.
- Warren Clarke does a fantastic turn as a bandit. He would later go on to bring Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel to life.
- Declan Mulholland gets a credited role as Sped the Hunchback. His performance as Jabba the Hut wouldn't be seen for years until the cut scenes from Star Wars were included in the Special Editions.
- Maurice Colbourne plays one of the axemen. He would later get his big break playing Tom Howard the title character in the south coast shipyard TV soap opera Howard's Way.
- Annette Crosbie as the Abess. A national treasure who would later go on to play Margaret the long sufferring wife of Victor Meldrew.
- William Morgan Shepherd - Character actor who played many 90s scifi and unforgettably was Blank Reg the punk pirate TV station host from the short lived but awesom Max Headroom.
