Saturday, 6 December 2025

Once More Without Feeling - Prog1 - Full Eagle Day

A Judge Dredd RPG session using my homebrew version of the Savage Dredd playset for Savage Worlds.

Prog 1 - Full Eagle Day

The final exam for a cadet is to spend a day on the streets in the company of a supervising Judge who will determine whether they are fit for service as a Judge and can be badged up to wear the Full Eagle shoulder pad.

Cadet Judges attend their first briefing in briefing room 3A.  Judge Plisken a veteran Judge and Watch Commander delivers the briefing.


"A Shipment of Boing!™ was hijacked on its way to the Sector 55 Palais De Boing in Thatcher Tower last night. be on the lookout for juves with illegal cans and a reminder that illegal boinging is a serious offence and use of deadly force to protect innocent lives is authorised. 

Reports are coming in from sector 237 that an unidentified Kaiju Mecha attack at an industrial facility manufacturing Choo2 the fuel of the future.  Facility destroyed and 273 confirmed dead and rising.  Judges being pulled from neighbouring sectors to lend a hand so expect delays if you are calling in for support  

Today is Full Eagle Day for our latest crop of Cadet Judges.  I've assigned you to Crowd control at the Zooty Slute's Suits You Two store on Melania Boulevarde, Trump Tower.  Report to Citizens Slute and Floot at 10am for the grand opening.

Night Shift reports 7 Judge fatalities last night.  We're not gonna lose the sector on my watch so be careful out there and stay frosty.  Cadets, I'll see the survivors at the end of your shift."  


The cadets and their chaperones head to the Motor Pool to pick up their rides.

On their way to Trump Tower traveling down Meg 356 they spot a red convertible (J1FF1EE) doing 59 in a 60 lane, a slow driver.  This is a clear violation of the traffic laws and warrants an intervention.  After much dialogue with Barney, the cities municipal computer, the cadets shut down 3 lanes of traffic and the vehicle is pulled over to the hard shoulder.  Under the watchful eyes of their supervisor Judges, the cadets proceed to interrogate the driver and his young female passenger.

His ID is confirmed as the owner of the vehicle Bertram J Smalls, a sales executive at Emphatically Yess,  Despite his protestations that his lawyer will "have him out in minutes", the cadets sentence him to 5 years for a catalogue of minor traffic violations and failure to comply with a Judges direct order.  His passenger is his daughter Phoebe Waller-Smalls,  who whilst still a juvenile gets a 10 minute trip to the smokatorium for illegal smoking. 

Arriving at upmarket gentleman's outfitters Zooty Slutes Suits You Two, the Judges are immediately pressed into crowd control.  When the ribbon cutting ceremony concludes there is an immediate stampede for the entrance and one citizen, Two Ton Tony Tubbs (retired championship eater and celebrity fattie), gets stuck in the doorway causing the crowd to panic that they won't be able to enter the store.  Another well meaning citizen, Mike Chimp (a tri-d action hero), is on hand to help revealing his trademark hand grenade and uttering his catchphrase "This monkey means business!".  

This causes the crowd to panic and a few bystanders get pushed onto the boulevard from the pavement.  A passing hover taxi veers across the road to avoid a collision with the jaywalkers and crashes into a holding post on the opposite side of the street killing the driver and seriously injuring its Juve passenger, nine year old Perry Tratchett, who receives a serious head injury and concussion and his mother June Tratchett suffers a broken arm.  

The cadets call in a RESYK Meat Wagon and a fire crew to remove the wrecked taxi and its driver.  The injured boy and his mother are airlifted by MedTeks to the Trump Towers Med Centre for treatment.   

--- UPDATE ---

The cadets all failed their evaluation with citations against them for failure to notice a crime in progress, inaction and hesitation, failure to kanow the law and a cavalcade of other minor demerits.

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